tylenold:

is your name Stupid because youre stupid

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psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

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corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

image

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urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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adiostoreadumb:

Make way, peasants of Walmart. The prince has arrived.

adiostoreadumb:

Make way, peasants of Walmart. The prince has arrived.

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jaratepills:

when u say something and the the tv says it right after

image

(Source: swaggsniper)

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vasolube:

do you think they have a sale on or?

vasolube:

do you think they have a sale on or?

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flutterjedi:

This is the best use of this scene ever.

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